Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Enough Said....

A friend of mine sent this to me today, and it was just what I needed...

To my sisters in the Lord... There comes a time in every woman's life when she has to take a closelook at herself. Not at her circumstance, not at what she did, not how unfair life is,or at who made you do it. She has to just look at herself in all her glory and imperfection. Have you ever admired a woman who has been through changes in herlife? Or have you made up in your mind that she is just messed up. Beforeyou make this mistake, take a closer look. A woman who has endured the most unusual life is someone of wisdom,someone who has been chosen by God to go through things that have madeher stronger. Think of all the great women in the Bible: Mary Magdalene, Ruth andNaomi, the woman with an issue of blood, and Esther, to name a few. Mary was a prostitute, a very uneasy woman. But by the time Jesus wasdone with her, she was His closest follower. Esther was unfortunatein marrying an abusive man, but by the time God was done with her, shehad married one of the wealthiest men in the land. Women are so quick to beat the next one down instead of trying to holdher up. Before you wonder,' What's up with her?' ask yourself,'What's up with me?' That woman could be my mother, sister, aunt,in-law, stepmother, niece, grandmother, great-grandmother, neighbor, friend,or co-worker, etc. That woman could be ME. Women are the carriers of life, not the channels of death. Let'sbuild and encourage each other, as did Ruth and Naomi. Pass this to all the women in your life. Encourage and love, forgiveand forget, and trust that the woman that receives this will betouched in some way. May the peace and love of Christ be upon you!

Lie Detector

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually an infallible lie detector.

It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked." Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy.

The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and we watched a movie."
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."
"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot then walked around to John and delivered a round house right that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears.
"Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!

The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times! ! !



THIS WAS MY FUNNY FOR THE DAY !!!!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

I'm a little bit of a LOSER



HAHA... and you thought that this was going to be one of those poor, poor, pittiful me posts....... NOT this time :) I am just a little bit of a loser... I didn't weigh last week, just got wrapped in the daily dealings that go on in my life... boy I tell you it's something crazy from one day to the next. A friend said I need a reality TV show... she said it's quite entertaining from her point of view :)

I am down just a little in the last couple of weeks, definitely not as much as I would like, but keep in mind, I have not had another fill since they took out half of my fluids back the week after Valentine's, so I am actually pretty proud of myself for not packing the pounds back on :) I am definately not feeling restricted... I do need to go get a fill, just need to find some time to do so... hmmmm will have to call and see if they can squeeeeeze me in sometime the end of this week.

Just been out of pocket this last week or so, but it's all been really good. I hope everyone is well and doing great, and being big losers :)